Post by Arcadia on Jun 26, 2006 16:50:38 GMT -5
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, her traveling companion, another elderly gal, taps him on his shoulder and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
The two sweet ol' gals repeat this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little first old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
After about 15 minutes, her traveling companion, another elderly gal, taps him on his shoulder and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
The two sweet ol' gals repeat this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little first old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
